Project Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 7, “Can’t We All Just Get Along?”
Dear Project Runway Season, 9, Episode 7 Title, HELL TO THE NO. These designers be crazy. Love, Everybody Out Here in Obviousland So it appears that Josh’s pledge to get along with everybody last...
View ArticleProject Runway Designers & Decoys Show At Fashion Week
As usual, a needlessly large number of Project Runway designers showed collections last Friday, further cannibalizing the ENTIRE POINT OF THE SHOW. Make it to the end and show a collection at New York...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 8 “What Women Want”
Last night, before this episode even aired, I was talking about Project Runway with my husband for some reason. The conversation probably started with me saying ARGH MY GOD I GOTTA WATCH THAT DAMN SHOW...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 9, “Image Is Everything”
So we have family in town — oh my heavens, there are SO MANY CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE — and so I got to watch this episode with two extremely straight men adding their own color commentary on the...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 10 “Sew 70s”
You know, I try to avoid reading other people’s recaps and opinions of the episode before I write my own. I wait until I’m done, so my reactions really are my own and not like, “Huh, well THEY liked...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 11, “This Is For The Birds”
Wow. Where to even START. Last week I struggled to come up with anything to say at all, and this week… Well, it’s hard to narrow it all down and not jump straight ahead to the end. So, screw it. I’m...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 12 “The Finale Challenge”
Oh my God, you guys! I’m so excited! Look at that episode title! It has the word “FINALE” in it! That means this season is almost over. Oh God, I can almost taste the freedom of no longer having to...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 13 “Finale Part 1″
Ninety-two minutes. That’s how long last night’s episode ran. Ninety. Two. Minutes. And then we were all expected to sit there for another 30 minutes of that After The Runway show and basically what...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 9, Episode 14 “Finale Part 2″
Ugh. So…I dunno. Should we talk about it? I kinda don’t even want to bother. We got the ending that we all saw coming, or at least SHOULD have seen coming, and I suppose it’s a testament to what this...
View Article‘Project Runway All Stars’ Starts Next Week, I Prepare To Sleep Through Most...
So. Project Runway All Stars. It starts next Thursday, January 5th on Lifetime. My previously stated mehness stands. Since I’m already committed to Top Chef Texas, aka The Longest Excruciatingest...
View ArticleAgain, Still, Really? Project Runway 10 Starts Next Week
The 10th season of Project Runway premieres next Thursday on Lifetime zzzzzzzzzzz. Confession: I did not actually watch a single minute of Project Runway All-Stars. I MEANT to, and I TiVo’d it and...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 1, “A Times Square Anniversary Party”
Welp. Here we go again. You asked for the return of the recaps, so here. It’s a recap. This is all your fault. I hope y’all are proud of yourselves. (My schedule simply won’t allow for the frantic...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 2, “Candy Couture”
Okay, we all know I’m completely, irrationally cranky about this show and will NEVER reach the bottom of my sack of Things To Be Annoyed By, but can we please — PLEASE — get rid of the useless bit of...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 3 “Welcome Back (Or Not) To The Runway”
We came into this episode expecting a trainwreck. Instead it was more like a multiple-car pileup. BUT WHAT A LOVELY COLOR PALETTE! Gray and white and…a sort of grayish white and… Yeah. Nice try, show....
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 4, “Women On The Go”
“Women on the go?” More like “designers on the lam, fleeing from this wack-ass show left and right.” AMIRITE? So after feeding the press a lot of rumors about mentally unstable contestants and...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 5, “It’s My Way On The Runway”
This week on Project Runway, the designers must work in teams to create cohesive looks for working women. Everybody pulls together, contributes with enthusiasm while making concessions and swallowing...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 6, “Fix My Friend”
So. Ven. It’s like that, then? Yes. It is like that. Holy self-inflicted character assassination, Batman! While I feel like I can usually sniff out the loser/redemption/villain edits from a mile away,...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 7, “Oh My Lord & Taylor”
I watched this episode the night it aired. And fell asleep at some point during the runway show. I woke up, put the episode back on, fast-forwarded to where I left off…and then promptly fell asleep...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 8 –“Starving Artist”
Okay. So. My 15-month-old was up with a cold last night, all night. I am barely powered up here on maybe 45 non-consecutive minutes of sleep. So if the sense of much I am not making so good, I...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Season 10, Episode 9, “It’s All About Me”
So Fashion Week has come and gone, which means the winning collection has already been designed, displayed and photographed. You’ve probably already seen it! Sure, it’s surrounded by decoys and you...
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